We know how stressful it can be to be a student in Singapore, that is why, at Basecamp, we have prepared some jokes to tickle your funny bone so that you can de-stress.

Here are some jokes by subject:  

Chemistry

  1. What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
    Answer: Febreeze

     
  2. Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
    Teacher: What are you talking about?
    Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Physics

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
Answer: He's 0K now

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During physics lesson, a teacher was trying to inspire her students to have dreams. Harry shouted, “I am going to be the first man on the moon!”

Johnny replied, “stupid, that has been done before. I am going to Mars, where no man has set foot before.”

Donald scoffed, “ha, I can’t even see Mars from here. What a useless dream. For me, I am going to the sun and you will see me waving to you from there.”

The teacher chipped in, “oh dear, you can’t do that. You will be burnt to crisp!”

Shrugging, Donald confidently replied, “No I won’t. I am going at night.”


Biology

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor told him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog was thrilled! "This is great,” he croaked, “Will I meet her in my pond, her pond or a mutual friend’s pond?”

"You won’t meet her in a pond" said the psychic, "you will meet her in biology class."


English

The present, the past, the future all walked into school. It was a tense moment.


Maths

One day a Math teacher decided that he was sick of math (and students) and wanted to be a fireman. So, the Math teacher walked down to the fire department and announced that he wants to become a fireman.

The chief of the fire department (whom we will call chief) said, "Well, you look like a good guy. I do not mind hiring you, but first I have to give you a little test."

The chief took the Math teacher to the alley behind the fire department which contained a dustbin, a hose and a water source. The chief then says, "OK, you're walking in the alley and you see that the dustbin here is on fire. What do you do?" The Math teacher replied, "Well, I will hook up the hose to the water source, turn the water on, and put out the fire." The chief said, "That's great... perfect! Now I have to ask you just one more question. What do you do if you're walking down the alley and you see that the dustbin is not on fire?"

The Math teacher puzzled over the question for a while and then finally said, "Simple! I light the dustbin on fire."

Hearing this, the chief yelled, "What? That's horrible! Why would you light the dustbin on fire?"

The Math teacher then replied, "Well, that way I reduce the problem to one I've already solved."


School in general

  1. Donald: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
    Mom: That’s great! For what subject?
    Donald: 20 in Maths, 50 in English and 30 in Chemistry.


     
  2. Donald: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
    Teacher: Of course not.
    Donald: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.


     
  3. Johnny: Why do Basecamp teachers all wear sunglasses to school?
    Donald: Why?
    Johnny: Because they have bright students!


     
  4.  What kind of school do you go to if you are…
    …an ice cream man? Sundae school.

    …a giant? High school.
    …a surfer? Boarding school.
    …King Arthur? Knight school.
    …Normal Singapore students? The swimming pool (because we are all Schooling, hahaha)

We hope you enjoyed the jokes. Have a good week!